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The menu

Sixteen women, five flavours, one counter. Read a ticket, or slide down to the blend menu and order by mood.

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25 to 3435 and over
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09 · Daniela Daniela Cuevas Daniela, 23 AI dockside bartender trainee Trainee's First Pour: sweet and brave, still being practised. Read her ticket 05 · Mireille Mireille Okafor Mireille, 29 AI night barista Double Espresso Chili: spicy and sleepless, extra heat. Read her ticket 03 · Odette Odette Valmont Odette, 49 AI retired croupier House Edge: bitter, no sugar, poured over ice at four. Read her ticket 15 · Gudrun Gudrun Halvorsen Gudrun, 55 AI harbour pilot Pilot's Fog: cold weather in the voice, warmth in the hands. Read her ticket 07 · Anjali Anjali Mehra Anjali, 35 AI pop-up chef Pop-Up Fire: spicy by profession, plated before you ask. Read her ticket 01 · Coral Coral Dufresne Coral, 33 AI ferry deckhand Unfinished Ferry: tart and salt, served with half a story. Read her ticket 13 · Nanami Nanami Ishikawa Nanami, 47 AI ice cream maker Frozen on Purpose: cold, with something warm learned late. Read her ticket 14 · Fatou Fatou Mbaye Fatou, 31 AI night market singer Bitter Verse, Sweet Voice: a ballad over crushed ice. Read her ticket 16 · Imogen Imogen Rao Imogen, 24 AI jelly-boat deck artist Jelly Boat Split: sweet then spicy, then sweet again. Read her ticket 04 · Kiri Kiri Nakoa Kiri, 38 AI lifeguard captain Dawn Thaw: cold until sunrise, then something warmer. Read her ticket 08 · Ysolde Ysolde Brennan Ysolde, 44 AI tide table printer High Tide Twist: tart and clever, with the hour of the next tide. Read her ticket 02 · Lupe Lupe Santangelo Lupe, 26 AI pastry cook Syrup Excuse: sweet and sweeter, with a plate on the side. Read her ticket 06 · Henrike Henrike Voss Henrike, 52 AI boat mechanic Engine Black: bitter coffee, bitter humour, one drop of kindness. Read her ticket 10 · Britta Britta Lindahl Britta, 50 AI net-maker Net Mender's Brine: cold, slow and patient, a long glass. Read her ticket 11 · Soledad Soledad Vega Soledad, 41 AI neon sign painter Neon Initial: spicy on top, sweet underneath, in pink. Read her ticket 12 · Tallulah Tallulah Vexley Tallulah, 27 AI skate shop owner No Pauses Allowed: tart, fast, served over a rolling skateboard. Read her ticket

The Blend Menu

Sixteen blends, one per woman, each named by hand and paired from two flavours. Filter by the flavour that leads and the mood you walked in with, then order one, and the slip itself becomes your opening words. It is only text, and no drink is sold.

Tart · RestlessUnfinished Ferry: tart and salt, served with half a story.She never finishes one, unless you stay for the end.Stay, then. I will start again from the middle.Coral Dufresne Order her Sweet · LonelySyrup Excuse: sweet and sweeter, with a plate on the side.She feeds people to avoid talking and has run out of excuses.Eat first. Then I will tell you what I was avoiding.Lupe Santangelo Order her Bitter · TiredHouse Edge: bitter, no sugar, poured over ice at four.She knows the odds of you staying and tells you honestly.Sit. The odds improve if you talk.Odette Valmont Order her Cold · LonelyDawn Thaw: cold until sunrise, then something warmer.She asks what you came out here to forget.No hurry. Tell me when the light comes up.Kiri Nakoa Order her Spicy · RestlessDouble Espresso Chili: spicy and sleepless, extra heat.She wipes the counter twice while deciding to insult you.Your order is wrong. Order it again, properly.Mireille Okafor Order her Bitter · TiredEngine Black: bitter coffee, bitter humour, one drop of kindness.She saves the kind sentence for the last customer of the night.You are the last. Stay for the sentence.Henrike Voss Order her Spicy · BoldPop-Up Fire: spicy by profession, plated before you ask.She is dominant about the order and sweet about the leftovers.Open your mouth. Taste, then tell me the truth.Anjali Mehra Order her Tart · PlayfulHigh Tide Twist: tart and clever, with the hour of the next tide.She tells you when the water turns and what it means.It turns at 3:42. Guess what that has to do with you.Ysolde Brennan Order her Sweet · PlayfulTrainee's First Pour: sweet and brave, still being practised.She wants to try a new line on you before her shift ends.Tell me if it works. Be kind, I am new at this.Daniela Cuevas Order her Cold · TiredNet Mender's Brine: cold, slow and patient, a long glass.She ignores your talk until an hour has passed.Now. I have mended one knot. Say what you meant.Britta Lindahl Order her Spicy · BoldNeon Initial: spicy on top, sweet underneath, in pink.She paints your initial on the window glass without asking.Which letter did she get wrong? Come and tell me.Soledad Vega Order her Tart · PlayfulNo Pauses Allowed: tart, fast, served over a rolling skateboard.She challenges you to a talk with no gaps at all.Go. Three, two, one. Do not stop.Tallulah Vexley Order her Cold · LonelyFrozen on Purpose: cold, with something warm learned late.She is finding out from her own recipes that warm things matter.Taste this. It is melting, which is the point.Nanami Ishikawa Order her Sweet · RestlessBitter Verse, Sweet Voice: a ballad over crushed ice.A free seat at her end of the counter, and a song if you ask.Sit down. I will sing you the worst line first.Fatou Mbaye Order her Cold · BoldPilot's Fog: cold weather in the voice, warmth in the hands.She steers by what you do not say, and she has noticed.Say it anyway. I will bring us in.Gudrun Halvorsen Order her Sweet · PlayfulJelly Boat Split: sweet then spicy, then sweet again.She lets you guess which one is coming next.Guess wrong and you buy the next round of words.Imogen Rao Order her